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Ideologie und Religion: Stuhlgang happens Liste

 

Demnächst findet ja wieder ein religiöses Fest statt, welches für uns und den Handel sehr wichtig ist und deshalb hab ich mal folgende Liste wieder hochgeladen…ich glaube da ist für jeden was dabei…

 

 

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

 

– Taosim: Shit happens.

– Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

– Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn`t really shit.

– Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

– Zen Buddhism#2: What is the sound of shit

   happening?

– Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

– Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

– Islam#2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

– Islam#3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

– Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

– Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

– Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

– Episcopalian: It`s not so bad if shit happens, as long

   as you serve the right wine with it.

– Methodist: It`s not so bad if shit happens, as long

   as you serve grape juice with it.

– Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person

   is just as good as shit that happens to another.

– Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as

   bad as shit that happens to another.

– Lutheran: If shit happens, don`t talk about it.

– Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell,

   unless you are born again.

– Fundamentalism#2: If shit happens to a

   televangelist, it`s okay.

– Fundamentalism#3: Shit must be born again.

– Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

– Judaism#2: Why does this shit always happen to US?

– Calvinism: Shit happens because you don`t work.

– Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on

   Saturday.

– Creationism: God made all shit.

– Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

– Christian Science: When shit happens, don`t call a

   doctor – pray!

– Christian Science#2: Shit happening is all in your

   mind.

– Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this

   shit.

– Quakers: Let us not fight about this shit.

– Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

– Darwinism: This shit was once food.

– Capitalism: That`s MY shit.

– Communism: It`s everybody`s shit.

– Feminism: Men are shit.

– Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can`t live

   without us…

– Commercialism: Let`s package this shit.

– Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a

   garden.

– Idolism: Let`s bronze this shit.

– Existentialism: Shit doesn`t happen; shit IS.

– Existentialism#2: What is shit, anyway?

– Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

– Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit

   happening!

– Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

– Mormonism#2: This shit is going to happen again.

– Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

– Wiccan#2: Mix this shit together and make it happen.

– Baha`i: It`s all the same shit.

– Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p. 157.

– Scientology#2: Shit happens if you`re on our

   shit list.

– Mysticism: What weird shit list

– Shintoism: Shit is everywhere.

– Orthodoxism: Let us incense this shit.

– Jehovah`s Witnesses: >Knock<>Knock<Shit

   happens.

– Jehovah`s Witnesses#2: May we have a moment of

   your time to show you some of our shit?

– Jehovah`s Witnesses#3: Shit has been prophesied

   and is imminent; only the rightous shall survive its

   happening.

– Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

– Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama, rama.

– Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit!

– Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.

– Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.

– Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

– Agnostic: Shit might have happend; then again,

   maybe not.

– Agnostic#2: Did someone shit?

– Agnostic#3: What is this shit?

– Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

– Atheism: What shit?

– Atheism#2: I can`t believe this shit!

– Nihilism: No shit.

– Psychoanalysis: Shit happens because of your

   toilet training.

 

 

– And of course we must add…Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-  one day at a time!